Imagine waking up one day, opening LinkedIn, and instead of "Motivated team player seeking opportunities in tech," you see, “CEO of Kang Group. Occasional lover. Full-time enemy to my father’s ambition.”

Yes, I am talking about K-Drama characters. What would happen if they actually had LinkedIn profiles like the rest of us mere mortals? No emotional rain scenes. No dramatic OST in the background. Just bullet points, endorsements, and professional head shots they probably paid an intern to take.

Let us see how some of our favorite characters might present themselves on the world’s most formal social network.

Kang Yo-han (The Devil Judge)  

Current Role: Head Judge at Seoul Central Court
Previous Experience: Vatican Trainee, Underground Crusader
Skills: Interrogation, delivering one-liners while looking suspiciously perfect, intimidating people with eye contact
Endorsed by: Kim Ga-on for “knows how to control a courtroom with zero effort,”
About: Justice is not just blind. It is also well-dressed. I specialize in morally ambiguous judgment and delivering truth in slow motion. I do not do coffee breaks.

Kim Bok-joo (Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-joo)   

Current Role: National Weightlifting Athlete
Previous Experience: Part-time chicken shop daughter
Skills: Lifting heavy things, Eating heavier things, Falling in love awkwardly
Endorsed by: Jung Joon-hyung for “accidentally adorable athleticism”
About: Swag. That is all. Okay, fine, I also lift. And maybe I like someone. But mostly, I lift. Looking to collaborate with snack companies and emotionally available men.

Vincenzo Cassano (Vincenzo)

Current Role: Consigliere and Real Estate Problem Solver
Previous Experience: Mafia Lawyer in Italy
Skills: Speaking Italian aggressively, burning people’s businesses down politely, wearing suits better than you
Endorsed by: Cha Young for “being terrifying in three languages,”
About: Merging European class with Korean chaos. I help tenants keep their buildings by removing corruption... sometimes through fire. Seeking investors in morally complex justice systems.

Ko Moon-young (It’s Okay not to be Okay)  

Current Role: Bestselling Author of Twisted Fairytales
Previous Experience: Iconic Fashion Disaster and Unfiltered Honesty Ambassador
Skills: Making adults uncomfortable, Kissing men mid-trauma, Fashion statements
Endorsed by: Moon Gang-tae for “growth, beauty, and confusion”
About: I write stories for children who do not want to be saved. I also write life lessons in eyeliner. Looking to co-author with anyone who is not afraid of a little emotional damage.

Kim Shin (Goblin)  

Current Role: Eternal Being. Real Estate Hoarder. Occasional Weather Controller.
Previous Experience: War General, Accidental Sword Magnet
Skills: Glowing eyes, Dramatic exits, Dying poetically
Endorsed by: Grim Reaper for “being unbearably dramatic since Goryeo Dynasty”
About: I do not age. I do not sleep. I wait. Mainly for rain, tragic timing, and a girl with a red scarf. Looking to retire from destiny. Open to new opportunities.

Let us be honest; we would all hit that connect button so fast. Who needs “Open to Work” banners when your entire personality screams main character energy?