Hey folks, it’s been a minute since I brought you some of my weird survival tips, but since you are here, it means I haven’t gotten you into trouble yet, so my advice is worthwhile, right?

While having another one of my delulu episodes, I came to a resolution that I am tired of my broke and penniless lifestyle and my solution is to fall in love with my boss, maybe I will have access to his black card just like in the movies and I found the right tips in k-dramas but there is a problem and that’s the fact that I don’t even have a boss that fits that description.

However, in the Nigerian way, I refuse to keep the updates from my fellow enthusiasts. Who knows, maybe you are just as delusional as me (most likely so if you love K-dramas). So this is me dropping an update for you (till I find my own) on how to fall in love with your boss and make sure he falls in love with you as well, using the K-Drama office romance tips.

The first thing you have to make sure of in this plan is that your boss has a black card. I mean, is that not the purpose of all these plans? We both know what we are falling in love with is a black card, so be very sure he has a black card just like our K-Drama CEOs.

If you want your boss to fall in love with you, you have to be extremely hardworking. I mean, you have to stand out among your peers. You can make it the Secretary Kim way (What’s Wrong with Secretary Kim) and make sure that your boss has so much dependence on you, or you can take it the Sarang way (King the Land) and always give him a charming smile big enough to reach his heart (somebody say Herrrr-mes). You can also take it the Shin-Hari way (Business Proposal) and be an employee who brings the best promotion ideas into the company. The bottom line is just that you have to be smart, intelligent, and hardworking.

If you take the Secretary Kim way, the next step is for you to present your resignation letter and render him helpless. (newsflash, make sure you have an alternative before you try this as I will not be responsible for anything that comes after. It’s my duty to give advice; it’s your duty to choose; thank you!) If you are lucky, watch your boss realize how important you are to his life and how he’s not ready to lose you. When you are not ready to lose someone, you are automatically in love with them, so seize your chance, my darling (this plan even worked on a narcissist, and your boss is probably not one).

The Sarang way is quite simple. All you have to do is throw your signature smile at your boss at every corner and even arrange coincidental meetings (a little mischievousness is not so bad, you know); I am sure if your smile is as cute as Sarang’s own, you will find your way to his heart in no time.

Although this style is not guaranteed, you can take it the Shin Hari way and go on a date on behalf of your friend, and you might be just as lucky as her. If you are as lucky as we hope, you might meet your boss on the date, and then you both feel a spark (not on your face, a spark of love. LOL)

The final tip in this plan is for you not to present yourself as a gold digger (that can just stay between me and you). I mean, he doesn’t have to know you are there for the black card. Just be by his side and let him keep using the black card for you.

Maybe it will turn out that you actually find your love. Who knows?

When you finally get your hands on that black card, do not forget my commission, but a ‘thank you’ will be enough actually, so just mention your thanks in the comment section while awaiting my next survival tips.

Ciao!