Hey chingu👋, trust you are good? 😊

I know you’ve missed this segment of tips and tricks for survival and so have I🥹, but guess what we have here today? Tips on how to bag and date that (or those) Korean Oppa(s) you’ve been crushing on since forever! 💃💃

I came up with these ideas just because of my unwavering love for Lee So Hyuk 💙and Ahn Yeo Seop💕 but of course you know I won’t keep the ideas for myself alone because what are friends for, right? 🤷

So get your writing materials ✍️and come learn how you can get to date your Korean celebrity crush, even as a foreigner.

Use the body of your crush’s crush🙄

I actually got this idea from the drama “Mr Queen.” You know how the chef found himself in the queen's body and the rest is history? Jackpot!

I know all these Oppas like to deny having a crush or relationship in the media😒, but all you have to do is an intense research on who your crush’s crush is and after you find that out, the Mr Queen method can come in🙌.

No, you can’t tell me to teach you how to do that again😏😏, you can’t get me arrested so I am not gonna tell you to jump into a pool but then I am sure you know how it was done in the series.   

Send him a package🚛

Do you know how to cook? 🙄 Not Korean foods actually, I mean local delicacies ranging from correct pounded yam🤣, vegetable soup😂, Eba😅, Amala😅, Oha soup😂, Edikaikong😁, Fufu😆, majorly soups with different kinds of obstacles and to crown it all, proper Nigerian Jollof rice🤤. If the answer is yes, then congratulations.

The plan is simple🤭; you know how fans have the opportunity to send their favorites different gifts, ranging from flowers to cards and even snacks when they are filming? 🙄Send him bowls of foods you made for him, especially with love. I know you think it sounds ridiculous, but have you forgotten that the way to a man’s heart is his mouth? 🤷Also, I specifically hammered on our own local dishes because a change in the taste of food will have his heart opening to you😊. Try it first before coming for me.

Use the time travel trope

Nothing, absolutely nothing, is impossible in the world of K-dramas and that right there is all the confidence you need for this plan💆.

Did you watch Lovely Runner? Just go borrow Ryu Sun-jae and Im Sol’s wristwatches 🧭and travel to the past, precisely when your celebrity crush has not become a celebrity yet. You should try your best to impress them and tell them how great of a future they have and all that. This plan is too simple. There. There’s no point in teaching you all the details.

Win the lottery and set up a Korean entertainment label

If you have a knack for betting and all that, here's your perfect plan, especially if you are one who's lucky in almost everything. Buy a betting ticket like the police officer in 'Hometown Cha Cha Cha' and you might just win a huge amount of money enough to start up a big entertainment label or even buy the label your Oppa crush is signed to. You can be his prince charming and he can be your Cinderella😂, sounds cool right?

I know you think all these things sound hilarious and unrealistic🤭 but after having a good laugh, think deeply about how I mean well for you and how these ideas can actually help you with your cause.

Well, I won’t convince you further. I already know which of the plans I am using for Lee Soo Hyuk and Ahn Yeo Seop, so let me know about yours in the comments. 👌